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psalmbadillo: So, our Armory was decorated with various thank yous from children last drill. I thought they were so sweet! And then I came upon this one: THOSE DAMN FRENCH So, naturally, this one is the company’s favorite. It’s taped up in the
shindysbaby: pray4paris: we die, we heal and then we die again Please don’t
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neraiutsuze: gaycorporal: why dont white haired anime boys just dye their hair to change their fate i just have the mental image of a plucky redheaded anime best friend getting through to the final episodes and then suddenly dying and as he dies the
medioxumatepoet: missionlameturtle: andrysb24: mandkips: #and then he dies #and she starts killing people Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and
doctortennantsbum: “Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days,
blobfossy: thegang-bangtheory: living the dream I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
will-you-forget-that-i-m-celeste: red-streaks: supergirltosavethegay: Ladies in Suspenders For @red-streaks, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARI!!!!!!!! Please don’t hate me for this. ….I have died. And then I came back to life. And then I died again. Yes
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hebavsreason: robbowmans: robbowmans: MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND
admiralamott: What I love about Spock in the AOS movies in the fact that in 2009 he was a snarky bitch who would probably throw you out an airlock for breathing in his general direction And then in Beyond he’s like this really loving sensitive bean
austindame99: What do Sams old college friends even think happened to him? I mean he went on a road trip with his brother after his girlfriend died and then like 5 years later he’s a serial shooter on the news that died. twice.
mymindpalaceisatardis: liebelied: wendymabelaraneaprenderghast: fuckin cuties OHGOD I DIDN’T GET IT AND THEN I DID
hhongki: *backflips repeatedly and keeps backflipping until i form a backflipping tornado and destroy everything and then slowly die down and then cease to exist*
geek-studio: Drift Compatible friendship/relationship necklace A two piece necklace set that connects to make the Gipsy Danger logo. Keep one for yourself and give the other to a friend or partner! eljackinton we can finally be real brothers!
imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP being teachers at a middle/high school. They’re really good friends (with the occasional not-so-subtle flirting) and their students see potential of the them being a thing. Their students drop hints every now and then
nintendumb: imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
pacaprincess: Okay so we definitely let out the angst feels when the Minao drama CD summary came out. But now we can focus on the sweet, fluffy things, right? Like the fact that we’re gonna get to hear Aoba and Mink living together more. We get more
on one hand i want to give a fuck but on the other no i really don’t b/c what’s the point life’s an enigma and we’re all gonna die.
bootyscientist2: oak23: retentivehysteric: imagine being an elderly nun and katy perry tries to steal your house and then sings oh happy day at you while reading the lyrics off her phone and then sues you and then you die in court. they should replace
Life sucks, and then you die. Then you come back, and… life still largely sucks. But it’s yours. A general Ymir playlist that attempts to span her arc pre-series to 50.[listen @ 8tracks]AND WE’RE BACK WITH THE PRETENTIOUS TITLES.In my defense,
ghostmartyr: Life sucks, and then you die. Then you come back, and… life still largely sucks. But it’s yours. A general Ymir playlist that attempts to span her arc pre-series to 50. [listen @ 8tracks] Keep reading Spotify link for great justice.
die-hijikata: [D-40] gintoki and tsukuyo walk tall. your face isn’t ugly. it’s a pretty face carrying a clean soul. - gintoki
weedrichards: YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
herpowerisherown: medioxumatepoet: missionlameturtle: andrysb24: mandkips: #and then he dies #and she starts killing people Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees
neraiutsuze:gaycorporal: why dont white haired anime boys just dye their hair to change their fate i just have the mental image of a plucky redheaded anime best friend getting through to the final episodes and then suddenly dying and as he dies the
stereobone: Have you ever wondered why Loki’s eyes are so blue in The Avengers? In fact, Tom Hiddleston’s eyes are blue and he had to use green contacts plus effects in Thor. Loki’s eyes are blue in The Avengers because of his scepter. The same
blowmyblues: Some days you get up and put the horn to your chops and it sounds pretty good and you win. Some days you try and nothing works and the horn wins. This goes on and on and then you die and the horn wins.
mfpen: dehydratedshrimp: This is happening in my town BOOST THIS. Get a free pit bull today with medical records and all. Dont let em die the shelters full COME ON. Bay area to LA come help the dogs out ! Booost!!!!
missionlameturtle: andrysb24: mandkips: #and then he dies #and she starts killing people Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is
And then she died … jajajajajaaja
brittbluebird14:medioxumatepoet:missionlameturtle:andrysb24: mandkips: #and then he dies #and she starts killing people Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together
crazyyobession: gossip-paul: moemoe—1d: I cant breathe… At first I was wondering why this was on an otherwise 100% 1D blog, and then i saw the comment, so scrolled back up as I was curious, and then i died. This scared me
thequeerlittletoaster: badjewess: red-streaks:supergirltosavethegay:Ladies in Suspenders For @red-streaks, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARI!!!!!!!! Please don’t hate me for this. ….I have died. And then I came back to life. And then I died again. I’m so
freddietomlinson: are u trying to tell me this week taylor swift, selena gomez, asap rocky, and jeffree star all got cancelled, mcr came back to life and then died again, ted cruz, a republican nastie, scammed all the other republican nasties, donald
today me and darfin worked on his camaro and I helped fix up the brakes and make the brake pads, rotor and caliper all nice again and then it was pouring rain so luckily we were in the barn THEN to reward me for all my wonderful help he took me to look
guys yesterday me and darfin went for a run and I was faster than him!!!! and I was less out of breath (though still dying) and then I beat him in shooting the basketball (bc that is my only talent in sports)
sometimes I get embarrassed and die whenever faineemae reblogs or likes my stuff cause then I’m like “crap! she sees all the weird as hell things I blog lawddd”
no really, going to bed cause I know I'ma die at school tomorrow GOOD NIGHT <3
Sickened But Curious
intolerable-moderator: dernzoroark: youre born a filthy homestuck, you live a filthy homestuck life, and then you die and then you come back as a filthy god tier
#And then she died.
nina-rosa-draw: Two moms and a baby Garnet
i was BLESSED today
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends
![Life sucks, and then you die. Then you come back, and… life still largely sucks. But it’s yours. A general Ymir playlist that attempts to span her arc pre-series to 50.[listen @ 8tracks]AND WE’RE BACK WITH THE PRETENTIOUS TITLES.In my defense,](https://31.media.tumblr.com/400dd3c47b2f3869732a7cf2ea033605/tumblr_nnww51McYC1sv30uro1_250.png)
![ghostmartyr: Life sucks, and then you die. Then you come back, and… life still largely sucks. But it’s yours. A general Ymir playlist that attempts to span her arc pre-series to 50. [listen @ 8tracks] Keep reading Spotify link for great justice.](https://69.media.tumblr.com/400dd3c47b2f3869732a7cf2ea033605/tumblr_nnww51McYC1sv30uro1_250.png)
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